My Self-Summary

Loyalty is at the beginning of Dennis’ dictionary, even though the word loyalty starts with an “L.” An optimist at heart and one of the most trusting people you shall ever meet, Dennis also knows when to put his foot down.

Dennis is 100% Asian. Of that 100%, he is 87.5% Vietnamese and 12.5% Chinese. These facts were taken directly from Dennis’ Grandfather. Dennis’ friends argue that he must have some European blood in him. Unlike most Asian men, Dennis’ beard connects from one side of his face to the other.

Dennis is an astounding 5′4″ in height and weighs well over 140 pounds. He lives in the mean streets of the Evergreen school district. It’s a devilish neighborhood where you can leave your doors unlocked and not worry. If anyone messes with him, he’ll call the SJPD for backup.

A profile page is one of the few places Dennis gets the chance to be arrogant. However, Dennis is not that good at being arrogant.

What is Dennis looking for in a woman?
A Brazilian woman with long hair, long legs, green eyes, a divine sense of fashion, and a sun kissed tan. Seriously, arm candy is nice, but it’s not what Dennis is looking for or needs. Judging from his pictures, he is obviously not a model. He doesn’t expect you to be one, either. Dennis doesn’t need a booty call. If Dennis had to narrow it down to one thing, he is looking for companionship.

A little about Dennis:
Dennis is not the type to go to a night club or any kind of club. In fact, Dennis has never been to a club in his entire life. He never even saw the hype of sneaking into a night club as a high school student. Although he has a strong interest in technology, he enjoys doing some things the old fashioned way. For example, Dennis hang dries some of his clothing. He also uses a traditional double-edge razor instead of those crazy razors with four or five blades. Dennis believes that there are some things that no one should have to live without, such as a hot bath and a hot meal. Dennis only has one semester of college left. Currently, Dennis is working on a startup company. Hopefully, He’ll be able to grow his company to the point where he won’t have to apply for a job elsewhere. Dennis has been told that he gets a little obsessed when it comes to computers (He built my own website and hosts it from his room). Dennis does take time to smell the roses, literally. He enjoys baking more than cooking. What else can we say about Dennis? Well, he recognizes the power of potential.

I’m really good at…

Dennis is good at Baking. Being a total nerd. Playing with computers. Reading a picture book. Making paper airplanes. Reciting a fortune cookie. Finding Waldo. There are probably more things that Dennis is good at, but he can’t think of anything right now. Sometimes, he knows all of the wrong things to say to people.

On a side note, Dennis is really good at making mistakes and learning from them.

I spend a lot of time thinking about…

Dennis spends a lot of time thinking about what he’ll be like when he is in his 30’s.

By the time he is 30 years old, Dennis expects to have four kids. If his children are girls, they shall be named after precious stones. His personal favorite is Amethyst. If he has boys, Dennis doesn’t know what to name them.

Some other things Dennis may have when he is 30 is a nanny. Dennis will hire an average looking nanny so the beauty of his wife is unrivaled.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit…

Dennis tries to look cool in public when in actuality he’s not that cool.

Before Dennis graduates college, his friends plan to kidnap him and force him to take his first visit to a night club and make him get drunk for the first time. Dennis’ friends will make him “try some wrong” whether he likes it or not.

Dennis has a difficult time juggling one woman. Therefore, he cannot date more than one woman at a time. It is implied that Dennis cannot multi-task.

Dennis once got himself into an awkward moment just to say he had one.

If you look hard enough, you will find Dennis on YouTube.

Dennis doesn’t need to impress anyone since he is already impressive.

Dennis has an additional three senses on top of the five senses that everyone has.