Finals are creeping up on me. Usually I would start studying now, but this is my semester of relaxation. I’ll study when the exams are a little closer. As everyone probably knows by now, I’ve been on auto pilot. I must give all my thanks to my BUS 188 professor for extending the due date for the 25-page report. That extension allowed me to goof off even more.

Today was one

The past couple of days have been pretty uneventful, but today brought back some of my greatest memories. I ran into my old fuck buddy today at Euro Delight. I know what you’re thinking, “I thought Dennis turned down offers for sex?”This situation was a little different. I was really good friends with this girl that was a little younger than me. Forgive the vague words. I’m trying to protect

What a way to end my semester. I had another embarrassing day in class. Once again, I could not stop laughing. This all started during a presentation about Whole Foods. The team had this sound that was triggered every time the slide changed. To everyone else, the sound was cute, but I was thinking of something else when I heard that sound. I forget what movie this was, but every time this

Very…Very…Very!!! Rough week coming up. Tomorrow my team and I have to give a presentation about Best Buy. We have tried very hard to get this project to where it is today. The project and presentation itself is not what I’m concerned with. What I am concerned with is the Q&A session. Specifically, there is a white guy and some other guy in the class that have the habit of

I’ve been away from my journal for such a long time. I’ve been so busy, I haven’t had any time. Couple of days ago I was on a date with a group of friends. We had a lot of fun, too bad I couldn’t savor the moment. I had work at 8AM the next day. I felt bad for the girl that I was with. Throughout most of the time

Insecurities… We’re all human. We all have them. What do we do with them?
Whether you are balding, have small breasts/penis, have pimples, short, discolored skin, scars, what ever it is, it doesn’t matter. Don’t focus on them. Build up your strong points. Focus on the things you can change. If you’re a guy and you have chicken legs, go run or do some squats. If you’re a girl and you

What price would you put on your memories? What would you give up to re-live your dog years? Do you wish things would stay the way they are? Have you ever been in a situation where you had to allow your heart to be torn in two?
What exactly is a sacrifice? Does a real sacrifice always involve someone getting hurt, or can it just be altruistic? Why do we all

I never realized how much of a pussy magnet my car is. For the ones that never heard. I drive a white 1991 Toyota MR2 now. I was on my way to the Evergreen Pet Center after work. To my surprise, the Pet Center went out of business. That got me a little pissy today, but what happened next kinda made up for it. There were these group of high

OMG!!! Today was one of the most embarrassing days in college. Before I can explain why today was so embarrassing, I need all readers to watch the following video from YouTube. Scroll to the bottom of the page to stop the music if it’s still playing.

The funniest part was when that guy ran out of bullets. What’s even funnier is when Arnold asks Cook a question after killing him. Also

I had a very good day today. I finally used my homework pass for the semester. I had the opportunity to get back with my old co-workers from Radio Shack. The time I spent with them was great, but sad at the same time. The people that work there today are the same people that worked there when I was employed. They tell me that they want to quit their