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[13 May 2009 | No Comment | ]

I know this was wrong, but it felt so right… I ate two double western bacon cheeseburgers in a row.

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[12 May 2009 | No Comment | ]

Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.

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[12 May 2009 | No Comment | ]

Getting ready to do my last presentation for the semester.

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[12 May 2009 | No Comment | ]

I lost my glasses on the bus.

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[11 May 2009 | No Comment | ]

Dennis scored another 93% on his BUS 170 Midterm. He has set himself up to slack off for the final.

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[11 May 2009 | No Comment | ]

Today is starting off really good. I had lunch with three older ladies today.
The reason why they had lunch with me is because I had something they wanted and needed from a young guy…
I had an outdoor table with an umbrella.

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[10 May 2009 | One Comment | ]

Taking a shower gives men a legitimate reason to touch themselves.

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[9 May 2009 | No Comment | ]

I just got an Iron Gym and assembled it like a real man (without instructions).

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[9 May 2009 | No Comment | ]

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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[9 May 2009 | One Comment | ]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.