Articles in the Tweet, Tweet, Tweet!!! Category
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I know this was wrong, but it felt so right… I ate two double western bacon cheeseburgers in a row.
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Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.
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Getting ready to do my last presentation for the semester.
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Dennis scored another 93% on his BUS 170 Midterm. He has set himself up to slack off for the final.
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Today is starting off really good. I had lunch with three older ladies today.
The reason why they had lunch with me is because I had something they wanted and needed from a young guy…
I had an outdoor table with an umbrella.
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Taking a shower gives men a legitimate reason to touch themselves.
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I just got an Iron Gym and assembled it like a real man (without instructions).
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When the boogey man goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


