January 15, 2009
My apologies to all. I’ve been away from my journal for almost a week. I thought I’d treat everyone to an explanation. I’m pretty sure you’ve noticed that I sometimes laugh at a random moment. There is a good reason for this. I have a lot going through my little head (mostly quotes). Here are some of those quotes that pop into my head throughout the day.
“Have you ever noticed how monogamy rhymes with monotany?”
“So what if your girlfriend turned out to be a vegetarian?” (Translation: who cares if your girlfriend turned out to be a lesbian.)
“What does porn and cosmetic surgery have in common? They both sell fantasy.”
“My prices are the same, but my currency has changed.”
“Let a fling become a fling.”
“For every beautiful woman, there is always a man that is tired of screwing her.”
This is just a little taste of the kinds of quotes that run through my head everyday.
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