I never realized how much of a pussy magnet my car is. For the ones that never heard. I drive a white 1991 Toyota MR2 now. I was on my way to the Evergreen Pet Center after work. To my surprise, the Pet Center went out of business. That got me a little pissy today, but what happened next kinda made up for it. There were these group of high school girls gawking at me and my car. Next thing I know, I hear, “You have a sexy car, a hot girl in the passenger seat is all you need!” I was thinking to myself, “That’s a little direct.” So those girls were talking to me about a date, if I’m in a relationship, my car, etc. I felt weird talking to them like that. It’s jailbait waiting to happen. But if they had the confidence to holler at me looking the way they do, I had to at least spare them some minutes. Few minutes later, I see a group of guys coming up and I say hi to them. I’m thinking they are friends with those girls. They giving me that look that all dumb asians give. I think everyone knows what that face is. It’s the one that looks like they’re taking a shit. I took those girls numbers right in front of those guys and I get another look from those guys. I was thinking to myself, “What the fuck y’all lookin at??? These ain’t yo bitches if they’re giving me their numbers. It ain’t my fault y’all got small dicks! Go wait for the bus faggots!”

There’s no chance in hell I’ll ever start any relationship with any of those girls. Those girls are what I would call hoes. All they saw was my car. Can’t really blame them though. My car is a shiney dick with two chairs in it. My car is pretty sexy up until they see me in the driver’s seat. They don’t know me. Plus, they are jailbait. The only woman that will ever be in my passenger seat is one that I actually care about. I’m looking for a woman, not a bitch or a hoe. I would only go for a college girl because they are not distracted by the kind of car that I drive. College girls are the type to tell me to get rid of the MR2 because it’s an older car. What happened today proved that anyone moron can pick up a girl. It just depends on what interests that girl. But if you want quality women, you better step up your game.